Man Delivers Baby After Watching It On YouTube

Its not everyday that your wife has a baby. And its not everyday when its you who deliver it at home. What would you do??? Go to youtube for instructions...

Marc Stephens, an engineer from Cornwall, delivered his son after watching a video about it on YouTube. He told reporters, "I Googled how to deliver a baby, watched a few videos and basically swotted up." It was the couple's fourth child.

They had planned an at-home birth, but not like this. His wife woke and realized she was having contractions every 5 minutes, so she told him to call the midwife. The midwife was busy and told them to call an ambulance.

Stephens said his wife was on all fours when he saw the head coming, but delivered 5lb 5oz Gabriel no problem. He later said while for the first child "I spent most of the time at my wife's head, now I'm not afraid to go down to the business end."

Wind-Swept Chihuahua Reunited With Owners

Tinker Bell the six-pound Chihuahua has been reunited with her family after she swept up in a 70-mph gust of wind and taken away out of sight. Her owners, Dorothy and Lavern Utley hired a pet psychic to help them find her.

The 8-month-old had been taken to a wooded area about a mile from where the wind took her, and while she was dirty and hungry she was otherwise okay. She had been with her owners on their platform at a Detroit flea market.

I thought this was amusing. Personally I hate chihuahuas, they are the most annoying bitches (if they are females of course)... I had a friend with one and all it did yap... not to mention their owners are usually pretty strange..

Baby shaking game taken off iPhone

On Wednesday April 22,2009 Apple Inc pulled a game called "Baby Shaker" off of the iTunes store. This game prompt an outrage because on it you try to quiet down a baby who is crying by shaking it. The game displays black and white drawings of a baby.
The description of this game on the iTunes store said " See how long you can endure the babies cries before you have to find a way to quiet it down". To quiet down the baby the iPhone owner shakes the device and big red X's appear over the eyes.
An apple spokesperson said this game went on sale on Monday and was removed by Wednesday. The spokesperson did not said why the game was approved to be sold. Apple said it screens each iPhone application and gives little feedback on them.


This is just. . . well. . . just plain stupid! Why would you encourage Shaken Baby Syndrome (SBS), even if it's virtual? God, people are so dumb.

Burglar Poops Pants Upon Finding Policeman In Car

A teenage car burglar was so surprised when he opened the vehicle and found a policeman inside that he soiled his pants. The policeman was in the car on the phone when he spotted the 16 year old trying to get into his wife's vehicle parked behind it.
Deputy Taylor, in uniform, watched as the boy moved to his vehicle where he waited till the boy attempted to open the door He kicked open the door saying "'You'd better stop right there! Police! I'm not kidding'it was quiet as can be and I heard ...
The youth then ran to a neighbouring house where a party was being held, but police soon sniffed out the teen who admitted "Yeah, I crapped myself". The youth also gave up his friend and both were booked for vehicle burglary and theft.



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