Weed-Smoking Baby

The 2-year-old girl, with her too-big tank top slipping off of her left shoulder, stands and watches television as she puts a joint to her lips and takes a puff before waving her arm to fan away smoke and continuing to puff on the marijuana cigarette.

The scene was caught on video using the mother’s cell phone – shot by the mother, a Hamilton County indictment Wednesday charges.

Jessica Gamble, 21, of Springfield Township, was indicted on three felonies – corrupting another with drugs, child endangering and tampering with evidence – that carry a maximum prison sentence of 11½ years.

“It’s beyond disgusting,” Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters said of the video. “I would get very upset if I found out my 16-year-old daughter was drinking a beer.”

Gamble is accused of making or encouraging her daughter to smoke the joint.

“What’s quite disconcerting is she is handling this like she’s done this before,” Deters said of the child.

At one point on the 1 minute, 37 second video shot in August, a voice believed to be Gamble’s tells the girl “Don’t blow on” the joint.

After the child takes a few more puffs, the same voice asks, “What is that?” and then a hand grabs the child’s hand that is holding the joint. The person shooting the video – Gamble, the indictment alleges – takes the joint from the child’s fist and holds it up so it is in the middle of the image frame. Then she laughs.

“It is disturbing to think that a parent would provide their 2-year-old child with marijuana,” Deters said.

The child is living with a relative as Hamilton County Department of Jobs & Family Services investigates the incident.

The tampering with evidence charge, Deters said, was the result of Gamble deleting the video from her cell phone.

Before that happened, someone – Deters wouldn’t say who, noting that person is a key witness in the case – saw the video and was so disturbed at seeing the child smoking marijuana that the person forwarded the video to another cell phone.

Then it was shown to officials at JFS, who contacted police.

“I am very grateful for the person who brought this to our attention,” Deters said.

Man Marries a Bitch

I hope the title caught your attention. This is a story about why an Indian man was forced to marry a female dog.


We have all heard the 'man bites dog' stories, but how about a real-life 'man marries dog' tale!

This one takes the biscuit, and it could only happen in India, the land of the Kama Sutra.

But you won't find this kind of love story between man and beast in the ancient Indian sex manual.

It took place for real during a traditional hindu ceremony at a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu.

The groom in question was a 33-year-old Indian farmer named Selvakumar, and he was wed to a female dog named Selvi.

He married his four legged bitch to atone for stoning two other dogs to death and stringing them up in a tree 15 years ago.

He believed the act cursed him and he had been suffering ever since, he told the Hindustan Times.

After he stoned the dogs he said his legs and hands got paralysed, he lost hearing in one ear, and his speech was impaired.

With doctors unable to help him, Selvakumar turned to an astrologer who told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed.

He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer warned.

Family members chose a stray female dog who was then bathed and clothed for the wedding occasion.

Selvi the bride was brought to the temple by village women and a Hindu priest conducted the ceremony.

The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to his canine bride, which was adorned in an orange sari and flower garland.

The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.

It was reported that Selvi attempted to make a bolt for it -- apparently due to the big crowds -- but she was tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'.

"The dog is only for lifting the curse and after that, he plans to get a real bride," a friend of the groom said.

Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can beat certain curses.

Adam Lambert Is Gay is it going to Effect American Idol

Adam Lambert is amazing singer but he is gay. Should that effect Adam in American Idol? Gay people become huge celebrities if he is gay or not. Adam Lambert rocks the stage on American Idol and I think he will be next winner. The only way this could take a negative effect if the media really becomes biased and goes against Mr. Lambert. Maybe Adam is only experimenting but still in the end it seems that he will become famous and make a lot of money not matter if he is gay or not!


This is an article from Stupid News (www.myscratchoff.com). . . go to that link if you want to watch the news video that goes along with this. It's pretty ridiculous.

Earth-Like Planet Found

Astronomers based out of Hatfield, England, have discovered two planets that have conditions close to that of our own life-supporting Earth. One planet, Gliese 581 e, is of the right size, meanwhile Gliese 581 d is in a "habitable" zone.

Gliese 581 e is only 1.9 times the size of Earth, while other planets discovered outside our solar system were all that of Jupiter's size. Gliese 581 d has an orbit around a sun-like star that could allow liquid to form on the planet.

Finding rocky Earth-like planets is proof that scientists are getting better, and closer, to finding life-bearing bodies. Of the nearly 350 exoplanets (planets outside our solar system) found to date, nearly all have been found to be uninhabitable.

Here is a bit of news that isn't about some idiot that did something idiotic. These kinds of stories always spark a little imagination, but I think in reality, they should fall more into a category more like fiction. They estimate this plant to be about 20.5 light years away. There is no possible way to travel 20.5 light years in the life span of a human. 1 light year = 6 trillion miles, so this planet is roughly 123,000,000,000,000 miles away. For a little more perspective (I know - I don't know why I am breaking this down this far.) light travels at 186,000 miles a second. Currently, the speed record for a man made space propulsion system is a whooping 5 miles a second. At that rate: [123,000,000,000,000 ÷ 5 (miles) ÷ 60 (seconds) ÷ 60 (minutes) ÷ 24 (hours) ÷ 365.25 (days)] we would be able to get to this new planet in 78,000 years and with the current life span at about (optimistically) 80 years, it would take 975 family generations just to get there... those would be some weird people when they got off that boat.... anyways, my point is that it is impossible...

Stupid Driving Excuse

Here is a good reminder to don't do drugs :]

Christos Kokkalis, 19, allegedly doing 65 mph in a 30 mph zone, was charged with assault in Framingham, Mass., in March, for reacting badly to a pedestrian's hand gesture suggesting he slow down. According to a police report, Kokkalis swerved across a street into the man's path, drove by, turned around and did it again. The report said Kokkalis denied fault, claiming that his car "turns on its own" because of an "alignment" problem. [Metrowest Daily News (Framingham), 3-2-09]

Taxi Driver Imprisoned Indefinitely for Rape and Sexual Assaults

Former stripper 51-year-old John Worboys, from London, previously an employee as a taxi driver for the world famous London Black Cabs Company, would control his victims by drugging them through drink.
Worboys would win the confidence of ladies with a story of winning a large amount of money followed by giving them drugged champagne before sexually assaulting them. It is believed that he is also responsible for around 85 other attacks.
He was sentenced for one rape, five sexual assaults, one attempted physical attack, plus 12 charges of substance abuse charges from July 2007 to February 2008. There will be no consideration of parole for at least eight years.

All I have to say is: "What a dumbass."

Baby shaking game taken off iPhone

On Wednesday April 22,2009 Apple Inc pulled a game called "Baby Shaker" off of the iTunes store. This game prompt an outrage because on it you try to quiet down a baby who is crying by shaking it. The game displays black and white drawings of a baby.
The description of this game on the iTunes store said " See how long you can endure the babies cries before you have to find a way to quiet it down". To quiet down the baby the iPhone owner shakes the device and big red X's appear over the eyes.
An apple spokesperson said this game went on sale on Monday and was removed by Wednesday. The spokesperson did not said why the game was approved to be sold. Apple said it screens each iPhone application and gives little feedback on them.


This is just. . . well. . . just plain stupid! Why would you encourage Shaken Baby Syndrome (SBS), even if it's virtual? God, people are so dumb.

Infant Fails Drug Screening

Children just grow up so fast these days!

In another case of absolutely horrid parenting, Kristin Lesley was taken into custody by Pickens County Sherriff after her newborn baby tested positive for methamphetamine.

She will be charged with child neglect and is being held on 7,500 USD bond at the Pickens County Detention Center. She is charged because her activities placed her unborn son in undue harm.

Passenger Jumps Out Of Plane Over Northern Canada

Windsor Genova - AHN News Writer
Cambridge Bay, Nunavut (AHN) - A distressed passenger has forced open the door of a small charter plane flying at 23,000 feet over Cambridge Bay in Canada's arctic region of Nunavut and jumped out without a parachute.

Two pilots and a female passenger failed to prevent the 20-year-old Nunavut man from opening the door and leaping out the Beechcraft King Air 200 on Wednesday. The plane was forced to make an emergency landing in an airport in Cambridge Bay, according to police who met the pilots and the passenger on the ground.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police has launched a search and rescue for the missing man.

The plane was en route from Yellowknife to Cambridge Bay, a remote community in western Nunavut, when its pilots radioed for emergency because the male passenger became unruly.

The pilots tried to calm down the man but he opened the exit door and leaped out of the plane.

Here is a story found on allheadlinenews.com, about a man who became unruly and decided to jump from a plane while in the air at about 23,000 feet. Apparently the guy was "distressed" and even though the pilot and a female passenger tried to convince the guy not to jump, decided to anyway. The guy was only 20 years old too. Maybe the guy just really wanted to go skydiving.

Burglar Poops Pants Upon Finding Policeman In Car

A teenage car burglar was so surprised when he opened the vehicle and found a policeman inside that he soiled his pants. The policeman was in the car on the phone when he spotted the 16 year old trying to get into his wife's vehicle parked behind it.
Deputy Taylor, in uniform, watched as the boy moved to his vehicle where he waited till the boy attempted to open the door He kicked open the door saying "'You'd better stop right there! Police! I'm not kidding'it was quiet as can be and I heard ...
The youth then ran to a neighbouring house where a party was being held, but police soon sniffed out the teen who admitted "Yeah, I crapped myself". The youth also gave up his friend and both were booked for vehicle burglary and theft.



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School Teacher Accused of Taking Students to Strip Club

A female teacher in Hamilton, Ohio has resigned after she was accused of taking some of her students to a male strip club. The 47-year-old teacher admitted to the unorthodox field trip, saying four students were involved.
All four of the students were cheerleaders and in February, they asked their teacher to take them to the strip club. The teacher stated when questioned that she got permission from the parents of all the students involved.


There are no words to describe the stupidity of this . . .

Mothers to Stand Trial for Feeding Their Infants Pureed Takeaway

The mothers of two infants, one aged 13 months and the other 16 months at the time of arrest, have been ordered to stand trial for child cruelty. They fed their infants pureed pizza and pork crackling and other takeaway foods diluted with water.

The children, now aged 2 and 21 months were so malnourished they would have died had not authorities intervened. Elena Mantz, pediatrician, stated that the children were not even able to hold their heads up unassisted or even sit up.

The trial will take place in Cairns in Northern Queensland, Australia.

This story was just posted on shortnews.com. It just goes to show how stupid people really are, and how uneducated the world is. I have a big problem with people procreating without any idea of what it is they are doing. I just cannot stand idiots having kids, then raising them to be just as stupid as they are, that is if they are even able to raise them. This is perfect case of an idiot having kids, that has no clue what they are doing, and doesn't even hold themselves accountable. I mean, who doesn't have enough brain cells to deduct that feeding a baby Pizza Hut through a straw is not good for him... This is just one story.. there are millions of stories of parents having children that simply should not...

"Escaped Lion" Actually a Dog

Here is a story out of Ireland, those crazy Irish need to get better health care!

A full-scale police operation involving a helicopter and dozens of officers swung into action in Belfast yesterday when a large lion-coloured animal was spotted prowling in a park close to Belfast Zoo.

The police received numerous reports from members of the public who thought they had seen a lion wandering around Cavehill Park in the north of the city.

Zoo keepers carried out an urgent head count of all the animal compounds, including the lion and tiger enclosures, but reported that all animals were accounted for.

A police spokesman said officers now believe that the animal seen in the park on Monday was in fact a large stray dog.

“Police can confirm that there’s no stray lion wandering about in north Belfast,” she said.

Man Urinates On Woman, Jailed

Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, 28, from US will be in prison for three weeks in Honolulu after he did plead guilty in federal court . Last month the drunk man urinated on a woman, 66, during a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu.

At the time of the incident the woman was watching an inflight movie. The FBI investigated the case.

Doesn't the FBI have anything better to do then investigate a man peeing on an old women? That's sick!

Hair Dresser Beats Down Robber

Unarmed Hairdresser Beats Down Armed Robber, Makes Him Her Sex Slave for Two Days

Russia: A man who tried to rob a hairdresser and her clients with a gun had his attempt at crime backfire when the martial arts-trained hairdresser forcibly disarmed him and used the cord of a hair dryer to tie him up.
The man allegedly spent the next two days handcuffed and gagged while the 28-year-old force fed him Viagra and raped him repeatedly. When she let him go he was forced to get treatment for damaged genitalia. Both have made allegations to police.
"I don't know what's going to happen now. We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault," said a police source.

This was a story posted at ShortNews.com.
Thinking his plan back fired would be an understatement. I think I am just as confusied here as the police in Russia - they both should be locked up. However I think the girl should be locked up at a mental institution rather than prison. Why does this girl even have mass amounts of Viagra anyways? And why is a hairdresser trained in martial arts? Sounds like a movie... oh wait..

Woman Finds Maple Leaf Containing Face of Christ

Hey everyone, this is my first blog and I don't know what i'm really doing. We all have seen stories like this before. A woman believes that she see's the face of "Jesus" on a maple leaf that she found.

Massachusetts - A 24-year-old woman in Sudbury claims to have found a maple leaf containing the face of Jesus Christ while she helped her family with yard work. Her mother, Mimi DiMauro, a realtor, surveyed her coworkers on what they saw."Three-quarters of the people I showed it to immediately saw the face of Jesus Christ. The other quarter saw Bob Marley or John Lennon, but when I asked that quarter if they were religious, right away they said, 'It's Jesus Christ,'" she said.Since the discovery in 2007, DiMauro has kept it stashed. However, recent discussions about the leaf motivated her to show it to the world in celebration of Easter and spring. "I thought, maybe this is something that could be uplifting," she said.

Yea... I think these people see what they want because it looks like a burned leaf to me