car ACCIDENT

This has got to be the worst thing ever if your a guy. Im sure no man could imagine this happening to them. Apparently they never heard of a Hotel room...

A man having an affair with his 30-year-old secretary has had his penis bitten off after a van reversed into his car while she was giving him oral sex. The force of the impact made her bite down, severing part of the organ.

To add insult to injury the entire incident was witnessed by a private investigator hired by the man's wife. He called an ambulance when he saw the woman screaming with blood around her mouth. The man, his manhood, and his lover all went to hospital.

8-Year-Old Girl Gets Divorce from 50-Year-Old Husband

This is sick! Eww imagine the wedding night.

Saudi Arabia: An 8-year-old girl has been granted a divorce by her 50-year-old husband after her lawyer was able to reach a settlement.

The mother of the child bride claims that the father of her daughter forced her into marriage and had twice unsuccessfully attempted to have a divorce granted through the courts. (SN reported)

According to Saudi law a marriage cannot proceed without the consent of the bride but not all officials enforce this. Human rights groups are pressuring Saudi Arabia to put a stop to child marriages.

Unlikely Robbery

When I read this, I wondered to myself why. But then I remembered, people have issues.

Police in West Vancouver, British Columbia, assured residents in April 2001 that they had stopped a three-year petty-crime spree in an upscale neighborhood when they arrested multimillionaire Eugene Mah, 64, and his son, Avery, 32. Police said the two were responsible for stealing hundreds of their neighbors' downscale knick-knacks, such as garbage cans, lawn decorations and even municipal recycling boxes, and hiding them at their own luxury home. Mah's Vancouver real estate holdings are reported at about US$13 million, but among the recovered goods were such tacky items as one neighbor's doormat and, subsequently, each of the 14 doormats the neighbor purchased as replacements. [Canadian Press, 4-26-01]

Taxi Driver Imprisoned Indefinitely for Rape and Sexual Assaults

Former stripper 51-year-old John Worboys, from London, previously an employee as a taxi driver for the world famous London Black Cabs Company, would control his victims by drugging them through drink.
Worboys would win the confidence of ladies with a story of winning a large amount of money followed by giving them drugged champagne before sexually assaulting them. It is believed that he is also responsible for around 85 other attacks.
He was sentenced for one rape, five sexual assaults, one attempted physical attack, plus 12 charges of substance abuse charges from July 2007 to February 2008. There will be no consideration of parole for at least eight years.

All I have to say is: "What a dumbass."

Donkey Fights Off Dog Who Was Attacking Sheep

What a crazy donkey, at first I couldn't believe it!

Dotty the donkey rushed to the rescue when she saw sheep in the next field being terrorised by a Staffordshire Bull terrier cross. The dog had grabbed one of the sheep by the head, and Dotty pinned the dog to the ground until it let go of the sheep.

The dog, which had been running wild, also bit three horses during its rampage and was later "put down". Ann Rogers, who owns the field, said, "I tried to hit the dog with a piece of drainpipe but I left it because the donkey was doing a better job."

Stanley the sheep survived the ordeal, but "Two of his teeth have come out, and his jaw is disfigured because the dog has paralysed the nerve on one side of his jaw," said Mrs Rogers. The incident happened in Scarborough in Great Britain.

Man Kills His Family, and Self

Maryland: Christopher Wood, 34, appears to have shot and stabbed his wife and three children, ages 2, 4, and 5.

Sheriff Charles Jenkins reported five notes were found that might provide some insight in to the slayings. "There is some indication in at least one of the notes that there might have been some psychological issues with Mr. Wood," Jenkins said.

Authorities also cited some possible financial trouble as motive. No record of domestic violence was found.

There were a couple notes that gave some incite as to why this person killed his family, and financial troubles was one of them. Obviously this guy was a whack job, and I feel terrible for the families affected by this. What scares me is that this is now the fourth story I have read about people who have lost everything they worked for, due to the downfall of our economy, that have ended up killing people, having a stress induced heart attack or putting there kids in foster homes so they could have 3 meals a day. The economy is making people do things that they wouldn't have imagined in their worst nightmares. Kinda scary seeing the emotional and psychological effects that the downfall of a capitalistic society has on the country as a whole...

Hair Dresser Beats Down Robber

Unarmed Hairdresser Beats Down Armed Robber, Makes Him Her Sex Slave for Two Days

Russia: A man who tried to rob a hairdresser and her clients with a gun had his attempt at crime backfire when the martial arts-trained hairdresser forcibly disarmed him and used the cord of a hair dryer to tie him up.
The man allegedly spent the next two days handcuffed and gagged while the 28-year-old force fed him Viagra and raped him repeatedly. When she let him go he was forced to get treatment for damaged genitalia. Both have made allegations to police.
"I don't know what's going to happen now. We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault," said a police source.

This was a story posted at ShortNews.com.
Thinking his plan back fired would be an understatement. I think I am just as confusied here as the police in Russia - they both should be locked up. However I think the girl should be locked up at a mental institution rather than prison. Why does this girl even have mass amounts of Viagra anyways? And why is a hairdresser trained in martial arts? Sounds like a movie... oh wait..

Man Attacks Fiancee For Putting The Cheese On Wrong

This news story made me feel a whole lot better about my life. And about my fiance..




"Lyndel Toppin's 44-year-old fiancee may need surgery after he attacked her for not putting the cheese on his meatball sandwich in the correct place. Toppin's fiance, not named in this story, may need ligament surgery after the "barbaric attack."
The arrest affadvit states that Lyndel "became enraged due to the victim not placing cheese on his hoagie roll correctly." Toppin then went to another room, got a knife, and slashed her finger so badly 23 stitches were needed to close the wound.
Toppin then bit down on his fiance's wrist and would not let go. Toppin is currently being held in a correctional facility. Superintendent John Reilly Jr. of the local Philadelphia prison said "Wait till he gets a load of the prison food." "